A little joke for our mexican friends!

Ok ppl i though this was funny!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MEXICAN IF... *You have ever been hit by a chancla. *You can play any sport wearing your chanclas. *You grew up scared by something called "El Cucuy." *Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking, *You use your lips to point something out. *You constantly refer to cereal as "con fleis". *Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to dinner even if it's a one bedroom apartment. *You can dance ranchera, cumbia or salsa without music *You call your sneakers "tenees". *You have at least thirty cousins. *You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food. *You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it and a person shouting "subanse, todavia caben mas!" *Tamales, champurrado, posole and menudo are must haves on Thanksgiving. *There is more Tequila than punch at little Juanito's birthday party. *There is at least one member in your family named Maria, Guadalupe, Juan, Jose, or Jesus. *You swear "Choco Mil" is the same as Slim Fast and try to lose weight by drinking it. *You have a drunk uncle/aunt. *You not only know who Don Francisco from Sabado Gigante is, but you tell people he's your tio! *You have ever had to tell your kid /or been told not to walk the floor barefoot or they'll/you'll catch a cold. *You go to a wedding or Quinceañera, gossip about how bad the comida is, but be the first to take a plato to go. *You have a bottle of Tapatio in your purse. *Your cousins are delinquents / hootchies. *You have a chola in your barrio named "La Flaca" who's bigger than a house. *You know a chola named "La Shy Girl" who is loud and obnoxious. *You need to point out how much something you just bought cost. *You have a bottle of Bacardi or Tequila in your house right now. *You're laughing because some of these things have actually happened to YOUR ASS! *pass this joke to all your Mexican friends